December 2010
61 posts
Why do you think teens drink at parties?
-Their friends are doing it. -They’re stressed out. -They want to look cool.
This is an AboveTheInfluence poll. Talk about ridiculous. If you really want to figure out why teens drink at parties, try to add a few more options. For instance, “They like feeling bubbly,” or “Mojitos are delicious,” or “That’s...
This Belgian guy I know
begins every email with “it makes a while that I didn’t have any news from you?”
My Last Duchess →
Jealous people suck
BBC News - Scientists produce 'world's smallest... →
“I’ve heard a lot of people say that when they learned that Santa, the tooth...”
– TeenNick | Topic | Santa Is Coming…And We Have Him On Radar
“Her voice quivers too much when she sings, so she sounds like a goat.”
– She Pop: Taylor Swift Wants To Ban Access To Your Lady Bits | Bitch Magazine
That’s called vibrato, asshole.
“A wise man once said “if I break my pact with Stalin I can obtain...”
– She Pop: Taylor Swift Wants To Ban Access To Your Lady Bits | Bitch Magazine
“Ahora mismo (qué palabra, ahora, qué estúpida mentira)”
– Las babas del diablo, Julio Cortázar (1914-1984)
Trans: Right now (what a word, now, what a stupid lie)
Complaint #180
smithiescomplaints:
EVERYONE at Mount Holyoke has been reading this and reposting it! WHY doesn’t Moho have a complaint blog!?
(guest complaint by because y’all wish you’d gotten into smith)
Smith is a great school, and Smith women (and men, and those who reject the gender binary) are lovely people, but I picked Mount Holyoke over it because MoHome’s vibe suited me better, because one...
“My daughter loved that Anne Frank book. What else did she write?”
– #BookstoreBingo: 9 Crazy Things Said In Bookstores (PHOTOS)
“i hate having a broken heart.”
– TeenNick | Topic | Broken heart?
REALLY? Most people LOVE having a broken heart!
lets play the in my pants game!
gestianpoet21:
thesunshineinmyveins:
shuffle your songs and add ‘In My Pants’ at the end of song title.
I’ll start it off;
Hard To Swallow In My Pants
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out In My Pants
California Love in my pants
“does every guy get completely dopey after coming? he calls it his retarded mode,...”
– Holyoke Confessional
James was wondering why straight girls like boys. This is why.
Except without the r-word, because I avoid it in my vocab.
I am not famous.: REBLOG WITH YOUR FIRST USERNAME... →
demongasm:
-mattwho:
bowiesnippleantennae:
e-gad:
-skullkid:
puffinn:
dannyrvankipp:
melonfish:
colorfulheart:
lifeinthedayofgay:
-hewastheirfriend:
kittygirl1994
luv4animals1994
snowmountains56-NEOPETS BITCHES!
kittycatfan320
And…
Persephoneorangecat (neopets)
YouTube - A Christmas Trololo →
“You can’t own refracted light”
– TeenNick
From a discussion about whether Christians or LGBT people “own” the rainbow
Joe Lieberman IS A TROLL →
TeenNick | Topic | Trust.. →
tl;dr
“WHO THE FUCK CARES ABT DOWN TO EARTH WHEN YOUR DEGREE IS WORTH A MONKEYS...”
– Holyoke Confessional
lmao
“OMG!!!!! That happens 2 me evry day n skool. There r these 2 guys n mii class. I...”
– TeenNick | Topic | “We’re just friends!”
Some person on TeenNick…
If you honestly think that Lord Voldemort is more...
I think Darth Vader is a more complex character.
So, I’m sitting in the library reading Philip Pullman’s “His Dark Materials” (it’s a volume that collects all 3 books) and someone goes by and says “Oh look it’s that bitch [my name].” Happily, it was a friend and not someone who hates my guts.
But here’s where it gets flattering. The person she’s with goes, “Oh, is that the [my...
“Current Topic: is it spelled womyn or woman?
i see a lot of both and i wasnt...”
– Neopets - NeoBoards!
trolololol
Sorites paradox - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
“Dame Helen Mirren has condemned film-makers for aiming movies at young men,...”
– BBC News - Dame Helen Mirren: ‘Hollywood worships young men’
“I am experiencing painful swellings of the lymph nodes. These swellings appear...”
– Holyoke Confessional Trolling
“i dont care about live singing because i am too poor for concerts anyway. i find...”
– Neopets - NeoBoards!
me trolling neopets
Why we shouldn't move in together during college
theidiotsnextdoor:
Tina: I hate you
Jason: YOu’re so stupid, gah!
Tina: GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jason: I LIVE here!
Tina: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
“MODERATOR 1: Okay. Which designers do you prefer? SECRETARY CLINTON: What...”
– Quote of the Day, brought to you by Secretary Clinton
VESPERS IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
